I hate surprises and triggers qualify as surprises of the worst category.  One can be flipping channels and bump into shows entitled, “Why Men Cheat,” or be browsing the news and see headlines telling of how another couple is broken up due to cheating.  Affairs expert Peggy Vaughn says that 60% of married men admit to cheating and 40% of married women, which means more than that cheat.  It’s estimated that 80% of people are “touched by affairs,” either by involvement or impact.  Surprise.

Peggy had recommended a show, entitled, “The Good Wife,” starring Julianna Margulies who finds herself married to a man who cheats and must have done something else, since she is visiting him in jail when I tune in.  Peggy believes that watching “The Good Wife” will be helpful to people who need to de-sensitize about the affairs they are recovering from.

Desensitizing is one of those sanity and maybe even life-saving skills one must acquire, a tool, if you will, to keep you from bludgeoning the offender with whatever is handy when the adrenaline kicks in after you manage to hear only one measly line of Dr. Phil’s soapbox rant to a  half of a couple about how cheating on your significant other equals, “That dog don’t hunt.”  Dr. Phil, himself, is a treasure trove of triggers for me, anyway, but I’m guessing it’s because I see him as a bit of a bully and then some.

Back to triggers.  I was getting better about them.  What have they been?  A long day away from home and unexpected hours “late,” with no phone call after he had to drive right by her mother’s house, whom she often visits, on his way to his dad’s.  During a drive from one city to another through the country, reminiscing about the last time he was on this road, which I’d never been on, wondering if he was alone or with her.  His insistence that he took you to a certain restaurant you’ve never been to in your life.  Someone insinuating what a mean and ****y wife you must be because they are dissatisfied with their own lot in life and your husband not defending what a remarkable person you are, simply due to the fact that you demonstrated extreme restraint on learning that he slept with another woman, and you didn’t even set fire to his belongings in the front yard.

By some people’s estimation, my husband “got away with it” because I didn’t make his life a living ****. Or leave him, or kick him out or put a table through his giant TV screen.  Those things didn’t occur to me, and now that I am thinking of them, I am considering how these responses may escalate already unbearable tensions.  Of course now that I am less in shock and currently feeling insulted about being hung out to dry this past weekend, burning his things seems a pretty fair reward for my under-appreciated grace under pressure.  I deserve better.  It’s true.  I do.  Maybe I am beginning to think that it’s impossible for him to make it up to me, breaking my heart, because if it were made up to me, would something like this bother me?  It seems so petty

He says he is sorry he didn’t defend me and that I deserve more credit for how I’ve handled it all.  Truth?  I think I handle most very unpleasant stuff well, maybe a little too well, which is why I’m developing heart issues. I’m feeling decidedly under-appreciated, not just by my husband, but by the hateful and disturbed people I’ve practiced ducking and weaving from over the course of my life.  In fact, I think I deserve a ****ed tiara and if you must know, a small country in a warm climate impervious to tsunamis and volcanoes.

It seems like such a little thing, a nuisance, even, my uncle’s pressure on my husband to tell him how miserable I make his life, maybe even slightly amusing, but the title of this post is “Triggers,” and triggers are like hot potatoes thrown in your lap which leave your sensitive fingertips red, throbbing and blistered.

Triggers suck.

This entry was posted in Affairs in the Media, Dear Peggy, Extramarital affairs expert, Peggy Vaughan, Triggers, What Would Peggy Say?, Why men cheat?. Bookmark the permalink.

6 Responses to Triggers

  1. BuckeyeWife says:

    You’re right — triggers suck!!

    I have also seemed like I handled it all pretty well. I didn’t yell, didn’t throw anything, or break anything. It does seem like he’s getting away with it. I have a lot of anger inside, but it feels a little late to just let it all out.

    You sound like you are doing well — much more mature and moving toward healing than I am.

    Good luck with those triggers. If you have secrets to coping, please post them!

  2. Lyn says:

    Triggers will happen, riding them out is the best I can do. I’m much better now, having had 2 maps and a chocolate bar = time.

    It’s not too late to deal with your anger, in order to be healthy, you have to feel those emotions and deal with them. My husband has always said that I have every right to be as angry as I am and to think or feel whatever I do about him and the situation. That has helped me feel supported.

    Peggy Vaughn’s advice works, as does watching a Bette Davis movie where she hands a man his ass. They always deserve it.



  3. Glo says:

    You’re doing a remarkable job throughout your continual pursuit of a happy, peaceful & harmonious life. Many hurdles and many challenges (more than your fair share!) have been handled with grace.

    Here’s hoping you have a happy, peaceful day today!


  4. coralf says:

    And the longer the marriage the longer the list of triggers.

    I also wish I could shut down the intermittent rollercoaster. Every time I think I’ve got it permanently halted, it sweeps me up from behind again.

    Of well, at least I don’t have the trigger’s that reconcilliation must bring.

  5. rathernot says:

    Omg I have been reading your blog and can’t tell you how theraputic it is for me I can so relate and thank you so much for sharing…it’s so comforting to know I’m not the only one with a tidal wave of mixed emotions and feelings…torture pure torture! but isn’t a woman’s forgiving heart beautiful they just don’t deserve us do they…hugs

    • Lyn says:

      I don’t think they all deserve to be forgiven…not the ones who are chronic cheaters,anyway, although, it is said that forgiveness is a gift you give yourself…doesn’t mean you have to live with a creep.



Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s